Sex Education French Style: Lesson 1
Sex Education French Style: Lesson 2
OK. Here's where the rubber meets the road. If you make it through this lesson, you'll be way down the road towards sexual maturity...or you'll be covering your eyes with both hands and maybe peeking out again and again through slatted fingers to make sure you are really seeing what you think you see. If we adults are acting this way, just think what French elementary school children are thinking. (Click on the images, if you dare, to ENLARGE them.)
So, I must admit, I do this mirror thing all the time. And I look just like that. I swear. I don't fall over, or anything. I do it so often that That Guy walks by and pats me on my left cheek and says, "How's she lookin'?" (Not.)Left Panel:
The breasts have taken on much importance in our society and many girls worry themselves because theirs don't resemble the images which they see around them. Sometimes, the breasts and the nipples tickle or itch during their development. But that stops once they are finished developing. One breast can grow bigger more quickly than the other; they will end up being almost equal. Many women have different-sized breasts all their life.
The breasts have various forms, various sizes; they can be more or less firm. (That's what I say about mine: They are more or less firm.)
-small - or large - nipples upwards - or downwards - dark - or light All these differences are normal.
"It is difficult to have too much, the boys do not look at more than that, they are heavy to carry, one wants to hide them under large tee-shirts or by putting the shoulders forward. It is difficult not to have enough, difficult to feel sometimes really a girl, one does not want to show herself on the beach." Melanie, 16 years old (I too have often found that boys are heavy to carry.)
If you are worried by your breasts, consult a doctor, he will be able to advise you and propose solutions to you to help yourself. (Like...stop looking at American fashion magazines and American TV, for starters.)
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The external genitals (vulva) are different from one woman to the other, just like the faces. (I'm sorry, but my genitals don't look anything at all like my face, or yours, for that matter.)
Girl reading the book says: Everyone is different!
Title of book she's reading: Below The Belt (Well...I'll say.)
Look with a mirror.
Girls with mirrors are saying: Like this! Or like this!
Diagram (Oh, must I go on? OK, all in the line of duty.): clitoris, large lips, small lips, ureter, vagina, anus
The large lips cover the clitoris and surround the vagina. They are more or less thick, often covered with hairs outside and of a darker color than the interior. When the woman is sexually thrilled, the lips half-open and reveal the entrance of the vagina. (How...poetic.)
The small lips are finer. (Nothin' could be finer than to be in Caroliner in the mo-oh-or-nin') They are of variable color, from light pink to dark brown. They meet above a small ball called clitoris. This small erectile organ is extremely sensitive (not very sensible, though) and can give sexual pleasure. Sometimes one large lip is larger than the other, or the small lips are bigger than the large lips.
You perhaps have heard about the uterus smear. (Have I!) It is an examination given to women who have had sexual relations. A smear detects signs of alarm with certain sexually
transmissible infections (STI) or that a cancer of the uterus is not developing. The smear can be a little unpleasant, but it isn't bad and it lasts only a few seconds.
OK...Enough of the stuff about smears. It's now time for the boys...and the mouse...and the stinky cheese....
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The Size. Many boys believe that their penis is smaller than others. (That's because it is.) Penis size varies, but not as much as one would believe. The difference in size is less important when it is erect. In any case, there's no direct relation between the size of the penis and the pleasure given or received. (I'll vouch for that. No matter how many times those porn girls go for the bigguns, the truth is that big hurts. A good talker outwits a big penis any day of the week. Hey, maybe I should write this book.)
Text box above guy on left, looking down: Your penis appears smaller to you than that of the others because you look down on it. (Don't we all.)
Text box above happy guy on right, in front of mirror: It will look bigger to you in the mirror. (Keep on believing that.)
The measurements (that gets everybody's attention): Adult penis measures from 6-10 cm in repose, 12-19 cm erect. An erect penis is 3-4 cm fatter. Around 12 years old, before full development, the penis measures from 3-5 cm in repose, and less than 8 cm erect.
The sport (or anything else) will not grow nor reduce your penis. (That's not what they say in those magazine ads in the back of Playboy!)
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The foreskin is the skin which surrounds and covers the nipple. When you are in erection, the penis grows, the glans leaves then more or less completely. If you don't wash the foreskin regularly, a creamy yellowish-white substance, which does not smell good, will appear. So, every day, wash there too! You must be able to draw the foreskin back so as to reveal the glans. A foreskin too much gripped (?) is likely to make erections painful. If you have the foreskin well gripped, you can try to make it slip backwards (gently, little by little, in your bath, with soap). It can finally slacken the foreskin until it can slide by liberating the glans completely. If it is not possible, speak about it to your doctor. In certain cases, the foreskin is so gripped that the doctor will recommend a small operation. The circumcision removes the foreskin by cutting it. About half of the men in the world are circumcised in childhood, usually for religious reasons (for example, Jews and Muslims), or for hygiene. This makes no difference when it comes to giving or receiving pleasure.
OK. I'm exhausted from all this translating. I just wanted to see if they would ever mention the mouse, or the cheese. They did not. This must indicate a secret French sexual ritual which they are not willing to reveal to us. Now, I must go speak to French men and ask them directly, "What is the big French secret about the stinky cheese and mice in your underwear, hehn?" I am sure they will be happy to tell me alllll about it.
Good night, and good luck.
